PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then th